With all that being said I'm now on a big steroid cycle so I should have super human strength. Maybe I should try to push big rocks and challenge people to impromptu arm wrestling matches.
Since we are on the topic of performance enhancing drugs lets tie it in with some cards. The Pirates really haven't had many issues with steroids. Obviously Bonds is the cover boy for performance enhancers, but by all accounts he started using as a Giant.
Current Buccos Francisco Cervelli and Antonio Bastardo were named as part of the Biogenesis scandal and each sat out 50 games back in 2013.
The only notable Pirate to be accused of steroid use during his actual Pirate tenure was Kevin Young. He was named on the Mitchell Report, but he was retired when the report came out.
I'm proud to note that I didn't have roid rage in the office today. I'll keep you updated if I decide to punch a hole in my office tomorrow.
Thanks for reading.