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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Psychological Warfare

I'm not one who normally looks for a deeper meaning, but dealing with Wes sometimes causes you to examine things more closely than normal.  Sometimes I will receive odds and ends that are exactly that. Then comes packages like you will see below.  Some of the contents made me laugh, while others made me wonder. 

Before we get started I'm taking applications for part time help in sorting cards.  Extra attention will be given to resumes that feature an industrial engineering background. I need help making room. 
 The hockey stick I received was round two, but must have shipped from one of Wes's secret lairs closer to Morgantown.
 Wes is likely putting the USPS in the black this year.

The face of pure evil.
I'm expecting Wes to send me a treadmill in the mail if clue 1 is "Endurance." 
 Cactus Jack koozie.
 Seems innocent enough.  I'll remind you again that all this was stuck in one priority mail box.

 Curse you Wes.
 These are pretty cool!
 Lots of comics featuring destruction.  I think I can read between the lines here.....
 The Punisher seems fitting.
 Lots of comics.
 This one had me scratching my head.  I've never seen this movie.  I'm totally expecting Bob Walk to knock on my door and say that Wes had paid him to come watch The Debt with me.

Last but not least is some hockey.  Lots of good Pens to be found in this set.

Not pictured is a whole bunch of cards that I need to scan. It was probably at least 500.

What the hell is going on Wes? Here is my current state in gif form.





8 comments:

  1. Sounds like another battle has begun.

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    1. To tell you the truth I'm not sure if it ever ended...

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  2. Oh Matt. Oh dear. What do you think the chances are that the Smurf has a built-in hidden camera that's sending a feed to a secret web address that we all have links to?

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  3. funny PK should mention a hidden webcam but why should I pretend to know anything. "You are live in 3-2-1..."

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    1. I'm sure the webcam is busted by now as my 4 year old took the Smurf.

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  4. It's way too early for me to solve any riddles... but I will comment on individual items:

    1. That signed photo is awesome. You should hang it up at work and write down all of the comments you receive from co-workers.

    2. Cactus Jack? I'm more of a Mankind kind of guy.

    3. That unopened box of The Baseball Enquirer box is awesome! There was a time when I actually was looking for one to bust. Have fun.

    4. Love the cover art on that Web of Spider-Man issue.

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